The thing is.

The thing is.

The ThInG is, Derry--

Has suddenly decided she's afraid of puppets.

Kids. What can you do?

Well, if you're an Endless, you can cease and desist, and put the bar back to flesh and blood (or pixels, or other materials as they apply).

And maybe giggle a little and plan to try this again later.

If Derry's not

George Cooper is not a puppet.

He IS many things. He's a former thief, he's a spy, he's a Baron and he's a bartender. Not all at the same time mind you.

And he's here to take your order.

A few additions to the specials board, before he announces:

"Tonight's drinks are Pacific Sunshine , Pain Killer, Panama Deluxe and Peach FuzzDo puppets ( Read more... )

Ryan's getting really good at setting up dominoes. He's been practicing since last night with a single minded intent without stopping to sleep because puppets don't need no stinking sleep.  He actually has an intricate pattern forming at the table where he's working with the tiles. (He has to stand on a chair to be able to reach anything, though.) ( Read more... )

Dot would not be in the bar tonight, after yesterday's incidents. But between Bob sulking under the bed and the sheer amount of boredom and lack of anything to do, she is now in the corner of a booth and keeping her back to the wall ( Read more... )

Puppet!Nathan had been drinking root beers, and fighting to urge to sing or give speeches. The best he could do for a while was hum ( Read more... )

Being a puppet has turned out to be rather..interesting..for the WWII paratrooper. Like now, for instance. George is sitting in one of the large chairs by the fire jacked up on apple juice and way to much chocolate for a felted little man's own good. Bounceing in the chair he seems to be humming along to an assortment of songs rangeing all the way ( Read more... )

At some point, Illyria is just going to stop wandering into Milliways on a whim, because those whims seldom if ever turn out well.

On the other hand, they do often afford some amusement when the victims of all these spells, curses, yuppie-zombifications, malevolent houses and so on are all other peopleToday? Not one of those days, as Illyria ( Read more... )

Suzi has found a chair, and is curled up in it. She's not exactly staring at the fire, but she's rather not exactly doing much of anything else either. The problem with facing hard truths is that at first its even harder to operate than it was before you looked at the problem that really exists ( Read more... )

[OOM: The Morning After.]There's a blue puppet in the bar, sitting in a booth in the far corner ( Read more... )

Mun is sad. The Bears lost the Superbowl. Captain Ryan, however, is extremely happy. Captain Ryan is also still a puppet. The latter is directly responsible for the former.

So, here's the deal. Come talk to the super happy friendly puppet and cheer the mun up. He's currently setting up dominoes at one of the tables, though the fuzzy fingers means he ( Read more... )